I was looking for some hot fifty something lady in the water, I feel cheated.

I want to eat it wrapped in sticky rice and seaweed.

And they would pierce your lips for free.

Sorry, no can do the union rules state that if you are able to hit the same vehicle five times in a row. Without ever leaving the scene of the accident, you get a raise and a bigger snow plow.

He must have stopped a runaway mini van, good job guy.

Isn't it amazing when you think how the unions could have made these impossible.

When you reach double digits.

Just remember girls karma is a bitch.

Remember when zombie hunting every shot is a head shot, and conserve ammo.

Thats otter madness.

Thats otter madness.

Last one in is dessert.

I Would buy him a roof for his shanty hut.