this was way funnier than it should be

At the end does he say fast business or fat bitches?

I've had to knock a lot harder than that to eat out a clam before

How did they not see this coming? the groom was too fat to even close his jacket...

could be sooner than you think...story in the local news said someone on bath salts tried to eat an arresting officer

I'm stealing one when the zombie apocalypse happens

Dammit they add vodka to everything!

Totally, I do not see any cause for laughter

This saddens me more than anything

Man it will be easy to jump into the backseat without her knowing....

Yeah I was thinking about how I would much rather stir my food than scrub all those nooks and crannies

You guys have to drink amarula! it's a creamy liqueur made from the marula fruit, it is amazingly good

"I'm not even mad, that's amazing" Ron Burgundy

thats a lot of work and money just to have it blasted off.

Damn that's a lot quicker than I thought

My favourite part is that the URL ends in 1245. How appropriate.

Whoops he sang the original, this version is walk off the earth

Gotye- Somebody that I used to know

I had the exact same thoughts when I flew out there. Its crazy how long it takes to get above it

sweet they bought their meal with them

cannibalism in 3... 2... 1...

that engine must have no compression, the rings must be shot

"They can't hurt us" shit advice if I've ever heard it

Damn kool beans man right wow they can almost be brothers from different Mothers! Plus to you man!

Couldn't agree more, waste of fossil fuels and anyone with decent hand eye can do it.

Dont know about these two but Im pretty sure the last one is Billy Gibbons.

and boom goes the dynamite

God liked the moon, so he put a ring on it

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that's cool and all but drag racing is pointless. It's about who has the biggest wallet. A race to the first corner, then ends abruptly

I think the real cruelty here is that they tricked Spanish people into believing they had a job

that's how they get ya!

So how much is it?

what a dumb bitch, needs gps to get to the office?

I see he's also perfected the douchebag walk it off

hell that accent is like a grater on to the ear

Exactly how I feel when watching porn

Greyfriars Bobby, there is an awesome little pub in Edinburgh named after that dog, complete with a statue of him outside. Good thai curry to boot

I found this highly amoosing

heart of a lion

Supposedly the hippo is the most feared animal in parts on Africa.....

he ate some hairy pussy

Wish I had the guts to do this.......the sense of accomplishment getting to the top must feel great!

tigers and cougars in the same pool. nice

the overdub kinda kills it

Is this an advert for storage kings?

The music would have been perfect if he had died

If my chem teacher was like this I may have done better

This is Stefan his name is Stefan... Harden the fuck up!!!

I would buy that man a few beers!

Shit, and I always thought ballet was gay!