Banker Leaves 1% Tip

The banker's employee gave some background on his boss and the receipt: Mention the "99%" in my boss’ presence and feel his wrath. So proudly does he wear his 1% badge of honor that he tips exactly 1% every time he feels the server doesn’t sufficiently bow down to his Holiness. Oh, and he always makes sure to include a "tip" of his own. The "tip" of his own in this case was to tell the server to "get a real job."